sexy Angelina Jolie Got Fired

Angelina Jolie who has been modeling for St. Johns since 2005, has supposedly been fired. Though the official reps of the fashion label claimed no decisions have been reached, OK! Magazine learns,

“Putting celebrities in campaigns is the biggest trend right now, everyone is doing it, but it didn’t work for St. John with Angelina,” a fashion industry insider explains to OK!. “The people that wear St. John just didn’t relate to her.”
St. John’s collections are largely comprised of conservative suit outfits and are wardrobe staples of women such as Condoleeza Rice and Hilary Clinton.

How can people not relate to Angelina Jolie? She adopts orphans from around the world, donates significant amounts of money to charity, and men want to sleep with her. In addition, she can pretty much convince people to do anything. She single handedly helped out starving children all around the world by setting an example. She can also sell magazines if she’s naked on the cover. Obviously, the only thing that went wrong in these advertisements was that she was wearing too much clothing.
And here are the remainder of the boring, fully clothed advertisements. You’d think a fashion label would know that sex sells.